Mad Cow Licks!
A new Mad Cow Band parody! by Tanya Joiner
Mad Cows of Main Street (sung to Werewolves of London)
I saw a mad cow with a fender guitar in his hand
walkin' the streets of Daytona - right on Main
He was headin' for the bar called the Station
Gonna rock us 'til were outta our brain
Moo-oo, Mad Cows of Main Street
Moo-oo (2x)
If you hear them mooin' outside your bar door
you sure better let them in
You'll have lots of hot ladies dancing all night
Mad Cows of Main Street again
Moo-oo, Mad Cows of Main Street
Moo-oo (2x)
Mike’s a not-so-hairy gent who runs amok on bass
Brian is a kickass cow on guitar
Then theres Davey-boy on drums who can really rock the place
And Gary “The Duke Of Guacamole”
Moo-oo, Mad Cows of Main Street
Moo-oo (2x)
Well, I saw a cool band walkin’ down the street
They ‘re the Mad Cows of Main Street
I saw their fans drinkin beers and mix drinks at the Station
And it all was perfect
Moo-oo, Mad Cows of Main Street
Moo-oo (2x)
Madcows - At Wise Guys April 12, 2008
Madcows - At The Main Street Station April 2, 2008
At The Main Street Station February 8, 2008
Mad Cow Band's Song of the Day Chord Chart
Calhoun County Frank Lewis / Michael Stilwell
D
Way down yonder in Calhoun County
I was living in a shotgun shack
G
With 14 dogs a 3-legged cat
D
A one-eyed opossum and a blonde haired rat
A D
I was eating grub worms for lunch every day!
G
(chorus) Get me out of Calhoun County
D
I can't take it anymore
A D
I'm leavin' here by train, plane, boat or bus!
Me and Maggie in a family way
Have no money in our pockets and bills to pay
Got her mother and her brother sharing a bed
And a loser *ss cousin with no brains in his head
Give me a knot hole any day!
If I have to eat anymore chitlins
Or black-eyed peas 'n marinated opossum
If I have to bail anymore cotton
I'll die like a worm on a hot smoking sidewalk
All curled up and wrought out like a dog!
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